July 2nd, 2011
cochinalovely:

leinylovessyou:

Peter: Don’t you see, Lois? We’re alive.
Lois: Peter, you’re scaring me.
Peter: Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me, Lois. Dance the dance of life.

OHMYGOSH, I’ve been trying to find this for years, ‘cuz people wouldn’t believe me when I said this was a real episode -__-

cochinalovely:

leinylovessyou:

Peter: Don’t you see, Lois? We’re alive.

Lois: Peter, you’re scaring me.

Peter: Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me, Lois. Dance the dance of life.

OHMYGOSH, I’ve been trying to find this for years, ‘cuz people wouldn’t believe me when I said this was a real episode -__-

(via breemichelllle)

wtftimmy:

“I’m gay gay gay gay gay gay gay” LOL

(Source: ohangiedear)

(via tum-blurr)

Dear Future Girlfriend,

yoitsmelissuhh:

nare-bear:

I know that one day, I’ll be sleeping over at your house for the first time. I hope you know that I’ll either bring onesie pajamas or a giraffe suit to sleep. That way, your parents will either love me or think I’m fucking weird. Regardless, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be worried about us doing anything stupid.

Mom: You let them shut the door?
Dad: The kid’s in a fucking giraffe suit. He’s not gonna try anything sexual.

omg lol

(via tum-blurr)

When I try to look seductive

wtftimmy:

What I think I look like:

What other people see: